He Blinded me with Science

I no longer look at the weather before I head out. I know it’s cold – that’s a given – I won’t be too hot wearing my stretchy pants. Don’t need to carry my shorts for the warm ride home because there isn’t going to be one. It’s going to be windy, likely a crosswind in the morning with a head/crosswind on the ride home. The wind will be okay in the morning and anywhere from annoying to hurricane level in the evening when all I want to do is get home and relax. I know all of this in the back of my mind, yet when confronted with it as I stare into my iOraclephone first thing in the morning, it can be enough to send me out on four wheels. If I’m going to continue to ride this winter, it’s best I don’t know just how bad it’s going to be. Which reminds me, I’m might need snow tires soon.

When I started writing, it was ostensibly because I wanted to pass on my newbie experiences to the next budding Fredcyclist. The idea being I could answer some of those new-rider questions not with any authority, just the results of my own trial and error methods. It’s veered away from that and into a blather of this is what happened on my little commute today and that’s boring. Part of that detour off course is a result of this: I’m at a post-newb plateau.  I’ve learned the easiest stuff…maybe?

I’m not smart or learned by any means. My authority on matters cycling comprises the following nuggets: don’t pedal while leaning hard unless you enjoy pavement-surfing with your flesh; make sure you have air in your tires; ride as often as possible. On the other hand, here’s what I’ve learned:

• Yes, you do want stretchy pants with a chamois if you ride any distance unless you like friction burns on your most sensitive areas.
• “Slicks” or street tires on your mountain bike are definitely smoother and quieter but they were not the limiting factor in my quest for speed. The factor turned out to be me.
• Lube your chain or the squeaking and squawking will make you even more insane.
• Tires don’t hold air indefinitely – my 80psi slicks drop to 40 over a couple of weeks but make for a handy lie excuse reason you can tell yourself when you get Chicked.
• There may not be any car traffic on the bike paths, but a rear light will keep the rest of us from running you over in the dark because we are riding with
• The 3-LED headlight from MEC – makes an excellent targeting device for on-coming cars and may keep other riders from clipping you in the dark. Also serves as an excellent defense against establishing effective night-vision while simultaneously completely failing to illuminate anything far enough away to still avoid. Note to the city of Calgary – if you really loved cyclists, you’d fluoresce the yellow stripe in the middle of the path.
• If you insist on using a 1 million candle power strobe-light on your helmet while riding on the darkened bicycle path, I reserve the right to push you into the canal while claiming disorientation and blindness thanks to your head-mounted smugness device. Save it for the road where it’ll flash in everyone’s mirror after they’ve passed you and are no longer in a position to nudge you with a bumper.
• The colder it gets, the slower I go. I blame the increased air density and layers of clothing. It has nothing to do with laziness.

It was most definitely this increase in clothing layers and air density that turned me from rabbit to rabbit-chaser this morning. As is typical of my rides these days most of the path traffic is on-coming, which is good because my MEC night-vision-disruption light which as the name implies handily keeps my eyes from adjusting on the darkest sections of the path, combined with riding sans prescription glasses means I’m essentially navigating to work by muscle memory and feel. When I was kid with a big-block drum-brake hotrod, I learned all about over-driving your brakes – travelling faster than your brakes could stop you. I’m now over-driving my eyesight as, even at my reduced winter speed, there is little chance I will be able to avoid an unexpected obstacle.

Anyway – back to the engrossing tales of What I did on my commute this morning. I was passed, unexpectedly and totally off-guard by a high-cadence-pedaling rider whom I’ve seen once or twice before. My first instinct was to ignore the obvious Cat 6 race we were now in and continue as I was but as Dwernie noted last week it is not possible to simply ignore this challenge. I gave chase and didn’t lose any further ground until we got to the pedestrian bridge. I managed to maintain some semblance of speed but failed to stand and hammer when he did (note to self – stand and hammer is appropriate when in Cat 6 mode). By the time I’d reached the end of the bridge, he’d almost disappeared and our diverging routes put an end to the match. I was however given a small reward as I wound under 17th Ave and tried to run over a flagging rider making the climb up to 26th. I allowed myself a small degree of pride as I pedaled past him and he got off to start pushing. “At least I’m not pushing” I thought as I wobbled up the slope.

In recognition of the Cyclist’s Imperative to Chase Rabbits, I wish to congratulate Dwernie on his first blood. A successful pass and defense of position – job well done!  Way to represent Canadian Cat 6 riders abroad.

Dwernie

Skunked!

I rode to work in a stiff 20km/h headwind this morning.  I blame Adam for this.  After poking my head outside, I sent Adam a text – “20km/h headwind,  did you ride?”  “Hell yes! Cold though” came the quick response.  I sighed and pulled on my stretchy pants, muttering under my breath.  I was going to ride either way I suspect – had Adam not ridden, I would have ridden in and rightfully gloated all day.  In the garage I gazed from the elk-skin leather motorcycle gauntlets to the rubber-palmed mechanic’s gloves weighing the merits of each.  I opted to try the mechanics gloves but with a twist – I put them on the wrong hands so the rubber-coated side faced out with the idea that at least they’d be wind-proof.  They may have been, however their ability to transfer heat from my hands to the wind passing over them was in no way diminished.  It was absolutely freezing and I’m not sure my thumbs have yet forgiven me.  I’m going to need to find a set of gloves for the morning.  And knee warmers.  All this cloudy, windy weather is doing nothing for my calf-tanning either.

In direct view from the hallways outside my office are three flags from the neighbour’s site.  Most days I try to avoid looking at them as I don’t want to see them whipping away to the south, indicating the painful ride that awaits me.  Today I couldn’t help as they were buffeted angrily about in a myriad of directions.  It wasn’t until early afternoon that it seemed to settle in exactly as it had been in the morning – which meant a gusting 25-30km/h tailwind for the ride home.  Finally – payback for the constant headwinds.

This combined with the omnipresent desire to go faster, especially if someone is front of me created the conditions for a fantastic ride home.  I sprinted away from the first stop light and continued to mash and hammer away for the better part of the ride.  Breaks in traffic appeared when I needed them and the path was all but deserted.  Not a single rabbit to be had but plenty of inspiration in the suffering.  I made it to the train crossing in what felt like record time, spinning through the gates and across the little bridge.  It’s maybe 50 meters due east until you start heading north again but the east component of the southeast wind was kicking up something fierce and I ran into a wall, suddenly grinding away in the middle of my middle ring.  I finally wheeled back north and began the mental prep for the grind up to the pedestrian bridge.  Get some speed going, keep it up until it’s almost time to shift down, then shift up a gear or two , stand up and pedal.

Once again, eyes on my front tire, mentally climbing a ladder and trying to stay on my side of the path.  The Quitter thundering through my head – “hey, you’ve ridden your heart out up to here, why not relax?  Man, there’s nobody fool enough to be out here anyway”.  We battled back and forth and for a Quitter he’s persistent.  I took a quick glance and was almost to the end – “come on, look how hard you’ve worked and you’re this far, just pack it in and sit down”.  Then, salvation in a shadow.

He didn’t announce himself but suddenly there was a shadow and then a wheel and then he was riding by me.  A mixture of feelings and a jumble of thoughts crashed through.  “Hey – another soul!  Wait, he’s passing me!  He’s working hard for it…but he’s still seated.  He’s got to be 20 years older than me…yeesh.  That bike is sure familiar.”  And then it dawned on me.  Dark metallic grey, matching fenders, but there were no panniers and no purple jacket.  My purple rabbit was in disguise!

I was ever so briefly in his draft before he pedaled away, working for every meter.  I pushed my way to the top and vowed to catch him.  A quick sprint to get some speed up, sit down and drop a gear to get the cadence up and mash away until it’s time to grab another gear, then top gear.  Despite this my rabbit hadn’t just dropped me.  Hadn’t just gapped me – he’d all but vanished.  As I finally hit 32nd and started heading west, he was crossing the golf course entrance and riding along the last stretch before disappearing down to the substation.

I continued my furious mashing, jumping the curb and hitting the last section of path as he disappeared down the hill.  I debated the route – follow him around the substation in the knowledge that short of his heart-attack I wasn’t going to catch him or, cheat and cut along the guard rail bordering 32nd catching him at the crosswalk detour still in effect.  “What hollow victory that would be” I thought and I chased him down the hill almost bailing into brush in the process.  I saw him slowing at the detour and thought I might be able to catch up with him if he’s held up by traffic but alas, not today.  My purple rabbit had passed me, dropped me and gapped me.  Skunked by a rabbit.

Arriving home I fumbled out the iPhone and stopped Strava’s ride timer.  It still felt fast but I shoved it back into my pocket while it churned away plotting and saving and uploading and doing whatever else it does while I let myself into the yard and put my bike away.  I’ve not had a chance to look at the results yet so let’s shall we?

  • Average Speed- 27.3 km/h
  • Peak Speed:- 59.6km/h
  • Door-to-door- 28:36

Yes!  Has me wondering though – if I’m prepared to put that much charge into chasing down a guy clearly my senior, what am I going to do when I get chicked?